Many happy returns

Overheard at 7 am this morning at the ticket counter in a Scottish railway station.

‘Return ticket, please.’
‘Where are you going?’
‘Well no, I’m coming back here.’
‘May I ask, where are you proposing to come back from?’
‘Oh, it’s too early to be doing this.’

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3 Comments on “Many happy returns”

  1. anna notaro Says:

    such existential questions! and then they say that philosophy is dead 🙂

  2. no-name Says:

    Perhaps influenced by this classic Muppet song?

    “Said he to me “Now let me see if I have heard you right.
    You’d like to go to Morrow and return tomorrow night.
    You should have gone to Morrow yesterday and back today
    for the train that goes to Morrow is a mile upon its way.”

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