A lovely invitation

Overheard this morning in a Dublin newsagent’s shop, a conversation between two elderly ladies.

Lady 1: ‘He’s such a lovely man, so athletic.’
Lady 2: ‘And so well spoken. He’s lovely’.
Lady 1: ‘And his lovely wife and two daughters, they looked so proud.’
Lady 2: ‘Yes, with all the world watching. They seem such a lovely family.’
Lady 1: ‘Pity about the oath, but who’d blame him, such pressures.’
Lady 2: ‘By the way, the committee have decided to invite him to open the new crafts shop.’
Lady 1: ‘Oh, that’s grand – it will make a lovely change for him.’

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4 Comments on “A lovely invitation”

  1. ultan Says:

    Oaths? Was An Taoiseach swearing again?

  2. Jilly Says:

    Fantastic. Ireland really IS the centre of the world…

  3. TheChrisD Says:

    Who needs to listen to the news? All you need to do is visit your elders and you’ll get all the juicy gossip the way it’s supposed to be told 🙂

  4. ultan Says:

    All you need to do is listen to the spokespeople for Irish banks and do exactly the opposite.

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