Would you buy a used essay from this man?
In response to my recent post Returning, one person attempted to submit the following comment:
It’s not so simply to bring a great custom essays, especially if you are intent. I recommend you to find buy a custom essay and to be devoid from discredit that your work will be done by essay writers.
Well obviously this is spam, which is why you don’t see the comment in its intended place, and why I am not giving you the link submitted with it. But what struck me was that if I were trying to flog some plagiarism materials, I’d have a go at advertising this in a reasonably literate and coherent way. However, being a naturally curious person, I followed the link and was gratified to learn that the service they offer – i.e. that they’ll write your essay for you, though no doubt it won’t have the look and feel of Shakespeare about it – is completely and absolutely legit:
100% Plagiarism FREE. Your reputation is also our reputation. We are building our company on a quality and understand the harm of plagiarism. Protecting your academic life is something we are worry about.
Well, since they are worry about my reputation, I’m afraid I cannot resist this. I am going to commission an essay from them. They say they can deliver in just 12 hours at $24 per page. I’m afraid I’m going for the cheapo 7-day option, which comes in at $11 per page. So I’m going to splash out for, say 4 pages. I’d be grateful for any suggestions as to a good topic. The resulting essay will be published here. Fully credited.
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August 30, 2009 at 11:03 pm
definitely options for managing banking crises through asset recovery schemes – you can send it on to the public discussion forum on NAMA!
August 31, 2009 at 12:29 am
“Does honesty pay ?”
August 31, 2009 at 12:40 am
Of course, it could be a woman…
As for a topic, how about The importance of spelling and grammar as an aid to understanding.
August 31, 2009 at 9:48 am
“Market analysis of essay-marking outsourcing services – why should the students have all the fun ?”
Oddly, I worked in India briefly and have rarely witnessed such high standards of spoken and written English as I did among some of the staff.
Whatever will the Universities do if/when? these services mature ?
August 31, 2009 at 10:13 am
How about: “Transgressing the Boundaries: Towards a Transformative Hermeneutics of Quantum Gravity”
August 31, 2009 at 6:14 pm
ah yes, my favourite paper – well done Alan Sokal
August 31, 2009 at 12:24 pm
How about an essay on ethics?!
August 31, 2009 at 1:22 pm
Thanks for all the suggestions! But I’ll have to run with something that doesn’t make them suspicious! More ideas welcome, otherwise I’ll think of something. I’ll commission them later today…
August 31, 2009 at 5:44 pm
Discuss the international evidence on the importance of university research for the development and growth of small open economies.
September 2, 2009 at 10:05 am
I don’t bother buying essays. I just buy whole degrees – it is more cost-effective.
Sincerely yours,
Dr. S. Pam BSc, BA, MSc, MA, MPhil, PhD
University of life experience credit (4 easy payments, no coursework, realistic diplomas)
September 2, 2009 at 12:47 pm
Perhaps you could commission an essay on the benefits of students (of all levels) submitting work that is their own.
September 5, 2009 at 7:47 pm
If you feel you have a few shillings, why not explore the notion of a Hogshead or a Pipe. And a Firkin or two of the ‘water’ of health, or a Tun.
September 15, 2009 at 2:13 pm
Did you actually ever do this? I’m curious about the follow up. Keep us posted. Put it through the plagiarism detector machine.
September 15, 2009 at 6:03 pm
Thanks, Heather. Yes I did, but haven’t received the ‘product’ yet. I’ll announce it when I do have it!